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[perfectionner]

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[perfectionner]

If wooing is what you're interested in, it would be my utmost pleasure.

We've been invited to dinner, as well, just so you're aware. With Astarion and his companion.

[missed]

I'll leave you to guess what manner of wooing I'm interested in.

But dinner - what kind of dinner we talking? You gonna help me dress up for it?

[perfectionner]

My understanding is that it's intended as some sort of double date. You've met Astarion's before, I believe? Gale?

If I'm meant to help you dress, then you should know there is a risk of undressing happening somewhere along the way.

[missed]

A double date, huh? Alright. I'd like that.

Helping me dress and undress is all good, but we're not gonna be late to that date. Plenty of time for undressing after.

[perfectionner]

I thought that might be the case.

You sound as if you have every intention of tempting me during the meal.

[missed]

I would never.

But that's what double dates are for - we gotta place nice so we can have a little fun later.

[perfectionner]

Well, now I'm rather offended you didn't entertain the idea. Not even the slightest little bit.

[missed]

Oh I'm sorry to offend you.

I guess I'll have to make it up to you.

[perfectionner]

I'm eager to see what you come up with, cher.